Funny Post About Being a Grandma

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A woman I know announced she is going to be a grandma in the funniest way.


Below is a part of her post...


Life is funny. My mom didn't give birth for the first time until she was 35, which in 1958 was considered geriatric. I had my twins 2 days after my 18th birthday and finally after all these years one of my twins figured out how to properly use his penis, he'll be 45 next March. 

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